Had some interesting conversations last night. Had a call from a sweet sounding guy, we were chatting and started to get into what he wanted to get out of his time with me. We talked about fetishes, and eventually he asked me if I’d eat some food for him while he pleasured himself.

Basically – he wanted me to grill fish fingers, make a sandwich with them and eat them next to the phone for him. I’ve not had fish finger sarnies since I was a student, and lucky for him the mention of them got me really fancying one, so I got a box of fish fingers out of the freezer compartment of the fridge, popped 3 under the grill, buttered 2 slices of white bread and laid them out on a plate.

The fingers were golden and crispy in no time, I placed them on the bread, added ketchup (yum) and ate the fish finger sandwich.

Even as I was grilling fish fingers, this guy was loving it. I could hear that he was excited and he got even more so when I was eating with the phone next to my mouth.

The whole thing was a little strange, but the fact I was turning him on still did it for me, I think its an ego thing, however weird it is, if I have the power to get a guy hard it makes me feel good.

As I was finishing off my last mouthful he shot his load. And… weirdly I was very turned on.

Hmmmmm.

Now – I’m off for another Fish finger sandwich… yes for breakfast 😉

Some of my friends know that, among other things I have phone sex for money. Some understand, some don’t, but the question that keeps coming up is, ‘What sort of person would actually ring a line like that’. How little they know that their boyfriend or husband is probably exactly the sort of person who has, and will ring a phone sex line.

The answer, of course is the same as that to the question, what sort of woman works on a phone sex line. There is no type. If you have a sex drive and you live in the 21st century, you’ll have masturbated to porn and had phone sex. Of course there are those who swear ignorance of anything that could be considered remotely seedy, they are not only liars but they have issues. No, phone sex for those who enjoy it is nothing more that a healthy release.

Contrary to what some people think, the men who use our phone sex services are eloquent, usually successful in their careers, and genuinely nice people, and yes, most of them are getting regular sex. Phone sex is a way to anonymously explore fantasies and sexual ideas with another consenting adult in a guilt free way. Its a fantastic way to get off and its available on tap 24/7. Nothing seedy about being horny and needing a little human sexual interaction once in a while.

Anyway, I digress. What sort of people call phone sex lines? The perception is that our callers would be sad, lonely, sexual deviants, virgins, not getting any etc… Simply not true, and anyway who cares. If people want to continue believing in their ill informed misinformation then who are we to stop them. You won’t win an argument with an idiot, they bring you down to their level then beat you with experience! Ha! Couldn’t resist.

Seriously though, we get some lovely, kind, intelligent and sexy callers. Don’t ask me how I know about the sexy bit, I just do.  The one thing they have in common is a high sex drive and a confidence and security in their sexuality.

So, if you have a dick to stroke then you are the sort of man who will love phone sex, and if you have a clitorous and enjoy masturbating as a woman, then you too will enjoy it because adding sexual interaction with another human to the equation when pleasuring oneself simply makes the pleasure better, and who doesn’t want that?