Monthly Archives: March 2015

Gold Standard VIP Phone Sex? What’s Wrong With A Cheap Wank?

Ok so I heard about a new website saying they were offering VIP phone sex. I don’t know what that is but I’m skeptical as to weather it’s something people need.

Ok, I’ll admit I don’t understand the inner workings of men, so maybe they might feel some sort of power trip, going for the VIP service, or maybe the service really is better and more satisfying that others, but in my experience, men want the following:

To know about my body in detail.

To know about my clothes, and how I’m removing them.

To know what I’m doing to my self.

To know what I want to do to them.

Sometimes, they don’t even want that much, but always they want to cum, enjoying the pleasure of our mutual moaning and heavy breathing.

The one good thing about the new VIP Phone sex site is that they say they’ve cut the intro down to the bare minimum. This is the main complaint I get when I talk to my clients, that it’s taken so long to wade through the recordings to get to me. But some of that is a legal requirement so can’t be helped.

Whilst I’m unsure of the need, it’s nice that someone is trying to build a classier phone sex service. I’ve always said that marketing for our numbers needn’t be so sleazy. I do cringe when I see a phone number, the same as the one I could be taking calls from, advertised alongside some porn model spreading her stuff apart and having something inserted. After all, the fun in phone sex is the fact it forces us to use our imaginations. You need no imagination with some of the images you see on phone sex websites.

Actually, I hope to see more classier, less sexually explicit…. well lets say less sexually explicit for the sake of it websites so I wish www.vipphonesex.com all the best. Hope it works out, and give me a call if you want some real class on your line 😉