They say that phone sex must not be a thing anymore, what with cam sites and any imaginable sex act available to stream in glorious high definition at the tap of a screen. Well, despite all that, people still love phone sex. Go figure, or better still, if you’re curious enough to be reading this, go try a phone sex line and have a nice play with yourself 🙂

I got sent a link by a friend who’s working on some new cheap phone sex lines over at phone-sex-babes.co.uk.

So there’s lots of numbers, but in my experience the same girls work across a few, depending on how many personas and kinks they are happy to take on and embrace, so don’t agonise too much about the line you call. Choose the first one that says hard-core or nympho or something like that and have your trousers unzipped because you’ll be expected to run that dick as soon as the girl answers the phone at her end.

Just FYI, the girl I spoke to over there loves femail callers too.

Love you all

It’s the interaction and the one on one intensity of it, at least from a female point of view, porn is hot and it certainly turns me on, but there’s something missing. If I slowly slip my clothes off, rub moisturising lotion into my breasts and over my stomach, then start running my fingers up and down my thighs until my pussy starts to tingle no one cares.

That’s the problem I think, and thats what leaves me feeling a little empty when I have fun on my own. I’m sure it must be the same for men, I mean, you’re all basically show offs aren’t you? Who can piss the furthest, who can bench the most weight, who can fuck the best girls? So you’d think that men would want some attention when they get that cock hard. They want to share it don’t they?

I’ve been wondering about this you see. Phone sex is still a multi million pound industry in the UK alone, even with all the free porn you could ever want available at the click of a button. Why do people still love phone sex?

It has to be the attention and the human interaction. Phone sex is, after all a real sexual experience with a real person. It’s just you and them, they are not broadcasting to 100s of guys, its just the two of you. When I start to turn myself on, I can hear that the guy who’s called me is breathing heavier as I describe what I’m doing to myself. What I’m doing is having a direct effect on him, and the fact that he’s getting turned on by me is turning me on even more. See, you don’t get that with porn.

Of course, a phone sex wank can be crap I’m sure – but so can a porno wank. If you are watching a film and getting yourself off, what do you do if it’s not doing it for you? Fast forward or flick to another film. Most commercial phone sex lines let you flick back to the menu and choose another girl if the one you’re with is not doing it for you. And there’s still the benefit of the real person interaction.

So that’s why I think phone sex is still popular. It’s on demand like internet porn, which people want these days, but its still a real sexual experience with a real person, just you two, one on one. There’s something about that which is not replaceable I think.

And if you’re watching internet porn every day and it’s starting to feel a bit empty and not so satisfying, try ringing a phone sex line. You can even watch porn and ring a phone sex line. That’s like watching porn with someone hot!!!! And we all enjoy that don’t we?

How is it fair? It’s a hot day, we all have to walk to where we need to be, and the men get to wander round town, or an event, or whatever with no shirt on. It seems perfectly acceptable. At least a man can just wave his shirt around and the air will get in, unencumbered by bra and breasts.

The problem is, if women decided that, if men are allowed to go topless in public, then why the hell shouldn’t women, then most men would automatically think that we were asking for sex. Just like most men think that if a woman is waring a low cut top, thats a sure sign she’ll fuck anyone, even if that anyone is 50 something, wedding ring on finger, and loosing hair.

I know it’s never going to work, but why the hell can’t we just go topless without being arrested, stared at, wanked over, attacked – whatever the hell would happen, it wouldn’t be pleasant. People just accept it when guys are wandering round or working with no shirts. But alas, it will never be so for us girls.

I guess that on the flip side, if we all went around topless all the time, men might get bored with boobs…. Ha! Who am I kidding…. Well, if that actually happened a lot of websites and TV channels, not to mention magazines would probably go out of business… and most marketing companies would have to actually think creatively when it came to selling to the male demographic. Now that world would be weird.

I suppose if women with their ta-ta’s out was a normal thing, I wouldn’t be able to exchange a sneaky flash for a drink when I’m a little short. Yes yes… don’t judge me, a girl’s got to use the resources at her disposal to survive.

Anyway, thats my outpouring regarding the gender inequality of dress etiquette in the summer.

I can, of course be topless in my own home, and I usually am, especially when it’s this hot as it is in the UK right now.

I don’t know if you’ve tried this, but just do it if you haven’t. Just get naked at home. Do everyday things (don’t spill any hot coffee on yourself). Does it feel sexy? or is that just me?

I’ll spend an hour naked, and before I know it I’ll just be working myself up into a sexual frenzy… at some point I will be on the bed, on the sofa, or in the shower with my fingers helping myself to some pleasure. I can’t be naked without feeling sexy, and I can’t feel sexy without having an orgasm! Is that just me? Oh well.

Anyway, you’ve probably heard enough of my thoughts for today, so I’ll stop, only if you strip off now. Go on, I dare you. Get naked!

Sxx